When Pakistan continuously bombs our cities we fall on their feet for peace. Oh gawd. What a bunch of morons we are.

HDFC’s net banking site is better than ICICI’s.

Instead of going bad ass on Pakistan like the Mossad we beg for aman.

Our judicial system is a big joke. Arrest warrant now for crimes committed in 1984.

For TOI Tiger Wood’s sex life is front page material but Naxals(terrorists) gunning down villagers is not.